Thursday, May 24, 2007

UG rocks.

Aaah, that feeling of having taken a good trip and having it all turn out superlicious. I had a lovely time in Kampala. Made so many new pals from UG as well as TZ and Ethiopia (Sorry gal, no cookies were delivered). And danced my heart out the entire time. It's amazing that an invisible line on the ground dividing two countries can make such a difference in cultures and society. Full post and pics coming up soon.

So I return and what do I find? Another tag! And one of the tagors wants a podcast - I don't even know where to start....somebody help me? And pray do tell, this is the last of it.

Anyway, right now I have received summons from Mama Ichiena who is spitting fire because I am on leave and i haven't gone to see her yet. Figured I get my bum there lest she convinces Baba Ichiena to disinherit me!

Toodles!


Beer contains female hormones
Last month, some University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.

13 comments:

3N said...

kwanza I am numero UNO

I have to visit Kampala one time - do they party as hard as genyans do?

LMAO @ Beer turning men into women

the observations are quite accurate but I will speak for all men that we will take the risk

at least for us the 'women' are not permanent

and visit your wazazi's, si walikulea

Anonymous said...

I am not saying anything at all!! You know my hands are tied! This is A.G.O.N.Y!!! I will survive!

Unknown said...

Good to see you had a rocking time in banana land.
On beer I agree 100% just that you forgot one: Beer makes them have a headache when their partner is in the mood for some! :-)
Salamu kwa mama.

Chatterly said...

Nice to hear you heard a lovely time in UG...we want the pics oh :-)

egm said...

Champara treated you well, eh? Haya, story na picha twangoja kwa hamu. Say hi to folks!

@Aegeus, what binds your hands?

Anonymous said...

Mapicha!

Harakisha na podcast!

Glad to have you back!

Salimia mathe!

Commenting na haraka....laters!

Anonymous said...

do a modo ...read ..picha na stories!

Three types of Crazy said...

I love Kla, love the place,love the people.

"Beer contains female hormones"-utapigwa. Ati, refuse to apologise when obviously wrong!!!!!!YOU ARE SO WRONG ON MANY LEVELS! lol

Anonymous said...

Reta hizo picha za UG and the full scandal and details.

Anonymous said...

haha...hilarious...aaand im wondering bout the peeing thing...i just thought men pee standing up, till some german friends of mine were all shocked that some dude was peeing standing up and thought it was horrible to do that in a private house. Said dude was apparently too wasted to close the door as he did his business. But anyway, now I'm curious! And UG has really cool clubs!!!

Anonymous said...

Guys, we need to brainstorm on how to rid ourslef ALL these female hormones? huh?

@Kirima, headache has never stopped any man from getting some... or should i speak for myself only?

Salimu Maza....

Ichiena said...

@3n: Yes you are numero uno - you stalker you...:) The Ugandans can party just as hard; you have to visit their two numero uno clubs and you will want to kill Nairobi club owners.

@Agiasi: Teeeheeeheee - one for me!

@Kirima: LOL, good one. Though, do the partners ever have mood for a drunken romp?

@Chatterly: Wa....what i gone and done now jameni. Amateur pics coming up soon.

@Baba boi: No matter how old we grow, the folks still see us as brats, hey? Just have to love them.

@Mocha: Grrrrrrrrrr.....re podcast.

@Farmgal: Howdeedoo. Ati do a modo, lol!

@Three Types of Crazy: (What are they by the way?) Ditto, ditto, ditto.

@Bomseh: Scandal???

@Kipepeo: OK, that is so wrong. So they pee sitting?? Hebu investigate and enlighten us.

@Inexes: First, you are a dude??? Why do i think you are a mama, hehehe?

@Princess: Hi dear. Long time since i visited you - coming there right now. Make some tea.

Unyc said...

Picha!! Shoes!! from UG is all i want....