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"….No!" EGM guffawed. "No Don Q – you haven't heard half the story. I tell you, there is more to that story. After the meet up and all the hullabaloo the post on that caused, it all spiraled out of control and Aegeus was brought to justice. The Ichiena way!"

It's now Don Q's turn to look shocked, "Ati brought to justice! Really EGM! Surely you exaggerate. What's your source anyway?"

"I am the source. I was there. And you could say I was a star witness! And I have the photos to prove it too."

"For real! Do tell. I am all ears."

EGM starts fidgeting with his white bow-tie (it turns out that white bow-ties are his specialty after all). "Aaaah, Don. It's a rather long story. And I don't have the ti-"

Don Q jumps in, "There'll be strawberry crepes in it for you!"

At which EGM immediately responds, "Now why didn't you say that from the start! OK, let's see…. it's really funny actually – that Aegeus. He was actually trying to protect sensibilities of others. For example, Gishungwa was not knitting a bottle warmer – the size of that thing! I think it was a kibuyu warmer – you know for her kibuyu of muratina?"

Don Q starts jumping up and down, quite the feat too, "Well, get on with it!" By now, everyone in (restaurant's name) is miserably failing at pretending not to eavesdrop. Don does not give a hoot. EGM just wants his strawberry crepes. Seeing that he has the entire restaurant enthralled, he booms out (no-one's about to complain anyway).

"You are correct up until the meet up of 31^st December with some kidogo variations. I mean of course it's common knowledge that EGM stands for Every Gals Man – ignore the Extreme Genital Mutilation bit. I use that when I am undercover, 006 and all, but that's a story for another day." Before Don Q can interrupt, EGM hurriedly continues, "Apparently, Aegeus misled everyone into believing Ichiena was waiting for him home – the term Ichiena used was allegedly waiting. She insisted that it was all……