Friday, August 31, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
The kikuyu was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, had some playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The jang'o was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.
The kao was happy to get home early and surprise her husband. But when she got home, she heard a muffled noise coming from inside her bedroom. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
"No way," she said. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
Inspired on Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
An old man and his wife were sitting in bed watching a T.V. evangelist and the evangelist said, "To those of you at home watching if you have any part of your body that causes you discomfort then place one hand on the T.V. and the other on that part of your body"
Well the old woman had been having some troubles with her stomach. So she placed one hand on the T.V and the other on her stomach. She looked at her husband and he had one hand on the T.V and the other down his pants.
She looked at him and said: "My dear he's healing the sick, not raising the dead!"
Inspired on Monday, August 20, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
These are the vagrancies of blogging via email. This blog should have appeared last weekend! On Sato in particular!
Oh well, Happy Belated Birthday Baba Boi - you are the greatest. I am sure you had a good one. And it's lovely to have you back home.
Oh, and many many thanks for my new baby! I will take care of her with all the tenderness and love in me...hehehehe