Friday, September 14, 2007

Peaceful here

Feels like it's been a bit since I was last hear. Mhmm.  
 
Today I have no defeated spirit with "I am done" bits - nope. That's the end[, of] HisStory.
 
Today I am elated. Today I am appreciated. Today I feel happy. Today I feel at peace.
 
I have a weekend ahead of me and for the first time since I don't know when, less than 24 hours away and I still have no concrete plans. Oh, I have several blissfully sublime plans of getting fitted for a bridesmaid gown (they all getting married around my ears and I had 5-must attend weddings between 1st Sep and 8th Dec - is it because I am the only unwed of the bunch still standing - haha!).
 
So, now that I have time on my hands suddenly - what do I do? The next time I might be this free again is 13th October!
 
Over and out.
:)
 

Ah, now this made my day:

 
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

 

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his "tool" covered with bright green and purple freckles. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.

 

The man returns a couple of days and the doctor says "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it".

 

The man looks a little perplexed and says "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up doc".

 

The doctor answers "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your "tool".

 

The man screams in horror "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".

 

The doctor replies "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice".

 

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his tool and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".

 

The guy says to the doctor "Yeah yeah, I already know that but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my tool."

 

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. They make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

 

"Oh Thank God!" the man replies.

 

"Yes" says the Chinese doctor "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money!

 

 

6 comments:

muthii fulani said...

hmm..glad your sprits are up as for HisTory perhaps it was time? May the force be with you...enjoy your free weekend!

Bomseh said...

yaani one month blog leave. may peace be upon you.

Seasons & Reasons said...

4 days later and you are okay!!! Takes a short time to bounce back for you.

I am glad you are good

gishungwa said...

Good to have you back. Lol on chinese talk of cost friendly doc.

modo wishing you well said...

umeingia kusema goodbye? at least tunajua uko timam...hatuwezi complain...enjoy you're free time, and free life...ata wewe utapatikana...useme YOU WILL!

happy be you....happy we wish you always

Girl next door said...

This is such a funny joke! I'm into sick humor. It is so right on about the Chinese--they're all about saving money. If you want cheap stuff, find out where they shop.